December 2011
Every girl I know is like
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“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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While meeting favorite band
Normal person: Oh hi it's nice to meet you yea you guys are great can I get a picture with you?
Me: *violently sobbing* I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH YOU ARE PERFECT LET ME LOVE YOU I WOULDNT BE ALIVE WITHOUT YOU GUYS YOU SAVED MY LIFE YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME CAN YOU SIGN MY TEN SHIRTS AND TAKES PICTURES WITH ME ILL CHERISH THEM FOREVER OH GOD PLEASE HUG ME AND NEVER LET GO
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when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a 5 miles away, stalk through your facebook and start sobbing about how ill never have you and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
when a dementor wants to kiss you: FUCKING RUN.
